runningthru-yourmind:

the-high-council:

findmedownsouth:

touch-me-inthe-dark:

spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.

We declare that women are in fact the devils children

Quite possibly 

(via rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm)

alltimeloe:

marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song

(via let-me-be-your-heroine)

roses-ray-narvaez-jr:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

what just happened

Airbenders Vs Firebenders
zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

vulcan-faerie:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

Stay in school kids

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

(via fetuspuke)

Anonymous asked: "39"

Either just plain cheese or pepperoni x3 xxx

Anonymous asked: "Are you afraid of thunder and lightening?"

Yeah /.\ ..

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡
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