spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass
Girls are evil for this right here.
We declare that women are in fact the devils children
marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
Stay in school kids
Either just plain cheese or pepperoni x3 xxx
Yeah /.\ ..